Author Archive for Michael Perry

12
Mar
09

Don’t Sh*t Your Pants

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If this picture and the name of the game doesn’t sell you, I don’t know what will. Hosted on Kongregate, Don’t Sh*t Your Pants claims to be a survival horror game, but is basically a small text adventure.  You’re goal is simple, you have to find a toilet before accidents begin to happen.  Gamers who have played text adventure games will probably figure this one out in a couple of minutes but some might be stumped on how to solve this crafty adventurer.

If you want to avoid help, I would suggest not to read the comments that are posted underneath the game, there are plenty of spoiler words to type in that will help solve this game.  The cool thing about Kongregate is it’s support of achievements, which many of its games has; Don’t Sh*t Your Pants has a total of 9.  If you got some time to kill, head on over here and check out the ridiculous spin on what is considered a retro game.

12
Mar
09

Quake live is live

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Not ever having played a Quake game in my life, I was somewhat excited to hear that Quake is free and is played through a web browser. The thought of fragging my friends online, for free as well, all located on the quakelive website is perfect for players who never could get into PC FPS’s. This weird news felt like it could have many problems including lagging, server problems, etc. It seems like they have pulled it off though, it plays well and has very few hiccups.
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08
Mar
09

Why Infinite Undiscovery is broken

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I’m sure you all know, this game has been out for several months now, and I’ve had this story steaming around my head since it happened. I for one, am a profound RPG player who has played MANY different RPG’s; I’m not claiming to be an expert, but I can tell when a game is broken and let me just say this game is broken.

infinite-undiscovery1“A new RPG from Square Enix coming out for the 360, WOW!” I exclaimed. While not having played Lost Odyssey, the only new/this generation RPG I have played was the so-so Enchanted Arms and I knew they would get better than that. So When I seen Infinite Undiscovery was coming out, I immediately threw it right into my Gamefly Queue and anxiously waited for its arrival, bad name and all.
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07
Mar
09

Noby Noby Boy Review

Trying to explain this game is quite complicated

Trying to explain this game is quite complicated

Taking one look at this game and you will instantly notice similarities between Noby Noby Boy and the major collect-a-thon that was Katamari Damacy. Noby Noby Boy is an entirely new concept centralized around the common concept of stretching. While you stretch, your dimensions get uploaded to a database which develops Girl who wants to stretch to different planets which will grant players different environments to play around in. The database doesn’t just take single dimensions; it is shared with everyone that plays the game. This is a highly simplistic game that some will enjoy but hardcore enthusiast will wish there was something more.

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07
Mar
09

Killzone 2 Impressions

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While I haven’t gotten entirely into this game yet, I’ll give out my initial impressions right now and will elaborate more when I complete the game (which will take a while because I’m freaking busy.) Having a few minor problems is not going to stop this game for being the MEGA hit it deserves.

For starters, this game is a treat for the eye. The visuals are without a doubt, the best I have ever seen on a console game. I though gears 2 looked great, Killzone looks miles better from the facial expressions to the many explosions you see throughout the game. Now, like I said, I haven’t played much of this game, but have sunk around 3 hours into the multiplayer. I haven’t seen much depth into the environments, just wreckage everywhere. The multiplayer maps look stunning but haven’t seen much variety in the different maps (I think there are 8 to start with).

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03
Mar
09

Capcom announces Lost Planet 2

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If you’ve been on your 360 lately, chances are you’ve seen the exclusive trailer covering the announcement of Lost Planet 2 introduced by Jun Takeuchi who is the producer of the game.  While not much has been announced, the trailer shows what appears to be a new setting but that is not the case.  It’s based from the setting of the first game, but due to climate changes, E.D.N. III has changed from the snowy atmosphere to a lush jungle; all these changes has occured in 10 years, which is how many years will be between the first and second game.

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